Mayo 16, 2003
Head Game

This game will get inside your mind, and then fuck with it. It's like a digital cigarette, only with less smoke and more game. Somebody scored over 100 000. I can't beat 10 000. And I can't stop trying to beat it. Damn you Anna Nicole you useless piece of capital animated white trash.

Posted by King at Mayo 16, 2003 02:12 AM
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Dude, this game rules.

Posted by: on Mayo 16, 2003 12:33 PM .

I couldn't get this thing to work on my computer (all I could get was the outrageous intro themesong whateverthefuck) so I tried it at a friend of mine's place and it was sort of a collective play thing ie me aiming my vacant gaze at the screen with my hamfist trying to keep abreast on the mouse while two other people shouted awesome things like "switch pizza with texas! Nononono you fucked it all up! Now switch Anna Nicole with the smugfuck guy! What the fuck is that? is that a diamond ring or what the shit? We already know she loves diamonds, why did they make it a heart? Who fucking cares, just switch it with the blue haired girl! Christ on a trike, that rendering of the dog is disturbing!" And so on.
Is smugfuck guy her boyfriend or Bobby Trendy? I've never seen the show but I keep hearing about Bobby Trendy. He's sounds like the best/worst guy ever. I picture him as a composite of that horrible male Joan Rivers guy who you, King, somewhere, said likes to think he looks like Steven Tyler and one of the members of H.O.T. Is he asian or am I making that up? What difference does that make? Anyway, that game's pretty addictive but not as addictive as GakAttack which is like Space Invaders only Instead of a spaceship you are a pair of woman's breasts with a line of cocaine between them and you shoot cocaine at the head of some British socialite who's name I can't remember because I don't read Tatler magazine and I'd like to keep it that way but this woman clearly doesn't have a septum and she shoots noses back down at your breast/cocaine arrangement but when you hit her she explodes in a mushroom cloud. Guy, it's hella addictive. The game is actually clinically proven to be more addictive than street-grade cocaine. Like the cocaine you used to get in highschool but that you now realize in retrospect was probably mostly speed and icing sugar.

Posted by: TheDiscourse on Mayo 16, 2003 08:17 PM .

I couldn't get this thing to work on my computer (all I could get was the outrageous intro themesong whateverthefuck) so I tried it at a friend of mine's place and it was sort of a collective play thing ie me aiming my vacant gaze at the screen with my hamfist trying to keep abreast on the mouse while two other people shouted awesome things like "switch pizza with texas! Nononono you fucked it all up! Now switch Anna Nicole with the smugfuck guy! What the fuck is that? is that a diamond ring or what the shit? We already know she loves diamonds, why did they make it a heart? Who fucking cares, just switch it with the blue haired girl! Christ on a trike, that rendering of the dog is disturbing!" And so on.
Is smugfuck guy her boyfriend or Bobby Trendy? I've never seen the show but I keep hearing about Bobby Trendy. He's sounds like the best/worst guy ever. I picture him as a composite of that horrible male Joan Rivers guy who you, King, somewhere, said likes to think he looks like Steven Tyler and one of the members of H.O.T. Is he asian or am I making that up? What difference does that make? Anyway, that game's pretty addictive but not as addictive as GakAttack which is like Space Invaders only Instead of a spaceship you are a pair of woman's breasts with a line of cocaine between them and you shoot cocaine at the head of some British socialite who's name I can't remember because I don't read Tatler magazine and I'd like to keep it that way but this woman clearly doesn't have a septum and she shoots noses back down at your breast/cocaine arrangement but when you hit her she explodes in a mushroom cloud. Guy, it's hella addictive. The game is actually clinically proven to be more addictive than street-grade cocaine. Like the cocaine you used to get in highschool but that you now realize in retrospect was probably mostly speed and icing sugar.

Posted by: TheDiscourse on Mayo 16, 2003 08:17 PM .

I'm just going to stop posting shit anywhere. Who fucking needs it right? Fucking shitty Mac OS X and fucking ruining my computer. Not only can I not play flash games but every time I try to contribute anything anywhere it just does it twice because it's bitching bullshit. That's the worst (double posting I mean).

Posted by: TheDiscourse on Mayo 16, 2003 08:22 PM .

What browser / OS version are you using?

Posted by: D on Mayo 17, 2003 04:22 PM .

IE 5.1 and OS10.0.4. Also I've got a ripped copy of the SARS virus but I can't get it to play my mp3's? PLEASE HELP!!! C'mon guy!

Posted by: TheDiscourse on Mayo 18, 2003 12:39 AM .

I think 10.2 might fix the Flash-SARS, but 10.1 would probably do the trick, and may not cost money. If you had 10.2 then you could use "safari".

Posted by: D on Mayo 20, 2003 07:32 AM .

You should try OSX10.1.3b7.2r5. It doesn't have safari, but it does have iZoodles. Steve Jobs bounces up and down in the Dock saying "i just had a fucking hippopotamus for lunch". It's the shiznit.

10.0.4 is unusable, you should trade up. I was looking around for my 10.1 upgrade disc for you, and leave it duct-taped to the underside of a bench in trinity bellwoods park, cold war dead drop 'falcon & the snowman' style, but all i can find is the williams-sonoma cookbook disc that came with my imac. Who the fuck thinks a cookbook on a cdrom is a good idea. I'm going to lug this 45lb monstrosity into my kitchen, prop it on top of the microwave, and try not to get egg on it? It does have these little pixellated videos showing you how to slice peppers and eviscerate chickens, though. That's pretty rad.

Posted by: adHominem on Mayo 20, 2003 11:28 AM .

Double postings are good luck.

The smarmy guy in the game is her lawyer Howard, who Anna also describes as her best friend and makes out with in almost every show.

That male Joan Rivers dude is Steven Cojocaru. I find out on the "internet" that he's Canadian. Here's his new book.

Posted by: king on Mayo 20, 2003 01:16 PM .

what the fuck are you talking about faggot?

Posted by: your mom on Febrero 5, 2004 03:48 AM .

Whoa. Don't be a fucking bitch mom.

Posted by: king on Febrero 5, 2004 09:21 AM .
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