August 14, 2002
Vector Park

God bless whoever made this.

Posted by at August 14, 2002 09:58 PM

Whoever made what?

Posted by: king on August 15, 2002 10:00 PM .

Sorry dude,

I didn't see that "this" was a link.

Posted by: king on August 15, 2002 10:09 PM .

Holy fuck. Vector Park is amazing.

Posted by: king on August 20, 2002 03:32 AM .


Posted by: on December 18, 2002 10:54 AM .

when ur stoned!!!!!....hehe the BEST!!

Posted by: on December 18, 2002 10:55 AM .

Anyone know WHO made this site? Or even what it is for? No adds, no writing (save the first page) no apparent reason? Anyone got any ideas?

Posted by: efrit on December 18, 2002 05:17 PM .

patrick smith

Posted by: on January 7, 2003 12:56 PM .


Posted by: Pez on February 8, 2003 03:11 AM .

in the park, there used to be a post on the right-hand hill. there was an envelope nailed to the post with an address on it, but no name. it wasn't easy to read, but I did eventually figure it out (it was a PO Box in Brooklyn). I sent the person a card, telling them how mesmerizingly beautiful the park is.
the post appears to be gone now.

but have you tried the levers? how much do you think the head of god weighs?

Posted by: marijke on February 10, 2003 02:30 PM .

hey.... i beat the levers game, but can anyone PLEASE help with vector park? all i can do is get the huge pine tree to go up and go inside it, but i dunno what to do, or even if there IS anything to do. PLEASE help. thanks.

Posted by: jesse on June 4, 2003 04:44 PM .

I was under the impression that was it, myself.

Posted by: on June 12, 2003 10:47 AM .

where did you hang the hat?

please, i am consumed.

Posted by: steven on August 21, 2003 12:44 PM .

guy named patrick smith i believe... lives in brooklyn new york
clever dude

Posted by: lilminx on September 3, 2003 03:23 PM .

guy named patrick smith i believe... lives in brooklyn new york
clever dude

i'd like to know where to put the hat too
i got up to the big grey man's head

Posted by: lilminx on September 3, 2003 03:25 PM .

I gotta test something here:

Yeah, despamming should be working, not sure how lolita fuck here managed to get through.

Posted by: D on November 6, 2003 12:21 AM .

, most spammers should be blocked now, but you know how to delete comments in case they get through, right?

Posted by: D on November 6, 2003 12:22 AM .

Oh, sure. Just haven't been bothered of late.

Posted by: on November 6, 2003 10:11 AM .

anyone know what software powers vectorPark? is it just flash??

Posted by: andy on November 26, 2003 05:58 PM .

k, D whatev *roll eyes*

hi andy! *wink*

Posted by: lilminx on November 26, 2003 10:05 PM .

Andy: Yes, apparently it's just flash.

lilminx: it isn't nice to roll eyes at a person who's blocking someone else's spam. unless, you know, you keep winking like that.

Posted by: on November 27, 2003 04:45 PM .

so, the ball bit (, how does that work. i don't mean the logic that controls the interactive element, but the actual animation. How does that work. Is it just vectors only using vector sofware and flash, or is there some 3d stuff going on? hows it done?!!

Posted by: andy (confused) on November 30, 2003 05:01 PM .

Wish I knew, Andy. My animating friend assured my it was all done with flash - that's all I can say for sure.

Posted by: on December 1, 2003 02:53 PM .

Would one of you very adept puzzlers take a look at and see if you can give me a clue. I'm completely stumped. Thanks!!

Posted by: lolosmama on January 10, 2004 10:45 PM .

OK so, I got into the tree, planted the flowers, disturbed the rabbits, made the trees move and disturbed the birds, made the tree grow from the globe (yes, down to every last leaf blowing away) did the whole giant woodpecker thing behind the mountain and popped the dude out of the spaceship style observatory. I even made the little lake there more...please let there be more!!....

Posted by: winkstermexx (enchanted) on January 11, 2004 09:56 AM .

Oh, I nearly forgot has anyone tried the samorost site? totally odd and really out there!

Posted by: winkstermexx on January 11, 2004 10:04 AM .

Hey, I'm just as stumped as you are, winkstermexx. I have gotten as far as you have, but I still have no idea what to do. I actually spent at least an hour trying to figure out what to do, but now I have come under the impression that I have seen all there is to see at Vectorpark. But still, something is telling me that there's more...there just has to be! By the way, for more stuff like Vectorpark, check out Amanita It's a cool site!

Posted by: Phrozen Dreamz on June 8, 2004 12:41 AM .

If you have any spare time, you guys should also check out Samorost, Pantry, Polyphonic Spree: Quest for the Rest, and Rocketman VC. You can find them at

-Dreamz out.

Posted by: Phrozen Dreamz on June 8, 2004 10:44 PM .

that guy must be twisted or something. Who spends ages making a thing like that? It still good though.

Posted by: Rob Treacy on November 3, 2004 03:34 PM .

If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus
forecast is a camel's behind.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler

Posted by: Party Poker on November 4, 2004 04:26 PM .

I am trying to find but was sent to this site

Posted by: dental plans on November 4, 2004 04:32 PM .
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