August 03, 2002

Let's get that boat on the lake and sail it, champ.

Posted by D at August 03, 2002 03:34 PM

Yo. What's going on yo?

Posted by: king on August 6, 2002 12:39 PM .

Come on now, yo. Let's 'ave a go then, yo?

Posted by: on August 7, 2002 12:52 AM .

I agree with what " " just wrote.

Posted by: king on August 7, 2002 12:53 AM .

Yo. I'm really digging Ted Casablancas. This guy is fucked in the head, I am sure.

I can't tell if he's a failed actor, or a failed journalist -- regardless, now he's a successful gossip columnist. Here's a quote:

"Our gossip cup runneth over as always..."

I contend that when he inked this line, he considered himself on par with Shakespeare.

I also believe, though I have no evidence to support me, that he spends most of his free time with this asshole.

Posted by: king on August 7, 2002 01:10 AM .

y's computer is busted. So he can't even read this, let alone post anything. Also, I think he wanted to chill undetected for a while - but that's clearly not happening.

Posted by: D on August 7, 2002 02:44 PM .

fuck that shit yo.

Posted by: king on August 7, 2002 07:45 PM .

Yo King, D and " ". Hows things? King's right-- fuck that shit yo.

I had never heard of this Ted Casablancas fellow, so I had to do some research. I read his article on Anna Nicole Smith, who I think is turning out to be a fine icon for our time. I was pleased to note that he was at least decent to her, unlike the columnist at the Globe and Mail, who went out of his way to write about how he caught her crying after a press conference (sheesh, just looked for this article but The Globes search engine only goes back 7 days and a google search for Anna yields just what youd expect and, anyway, as I was saying, the article was pretty heartless to begin with).

In the next Casablancas piece that I started into an interview with the hunchy bunchies I realized how a guy like this could really serve a purpose. It was also in reading these interviews I started developing a bit of an issue with his tude. When asked if Kurt ever cheated on Goldie, for instance, he responds, "I dont know, why dont you ask Kurt?" Well, this just isnt helpful at all.

Lastly, at some pointfor no particular reasonhe refers to Mike Tyson as a gorilla. I could explain why this isat least to methe height of pusillanimity, but Id just be doing it to use the word "pusillanimity", which, when you think about it, is such a fine word it deserves to be applied to something better than a gossip columnist.

yo yo yo

Posted by: on August 15, 2002 02:18 PM .


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