There's an apostrophe in front of the word 'teen.'

I had to look up "Osculation" in the dictionary; I thought it was some sorrt of back ailment.

Yeah, what is it? Teens don't know that word anymore. If they ever did.

Osculate (v.t.): to open a beer bottle with one's eye socket.

I love you adHominem, KOB, and I would link to your site enthusiastically and immediately if King or I could remember how to do it! Incidentally, where else did I recently hear about opening bottles with eye sockets?

That last one was from me, TheDiscourse.

I can't remember, but it was maybe at work, because I recall hearing about it recently too, and that's why I thought of it. I don't know anyone who can do it, sadly (or fortunately - since you'd always have to invite that person to all parties, and they would do that one trick and be otherwise charmless), though my friend Mitch can open beer bottles with his wedding ring, which is a good trick, though one not appreciated by all.

You don't have to link to my site, because I'm shamelessly doing it myself!