Mayo 23, 2004

This is my new favourite song!!! This song is by Owada, a band that features Turner Prize-winning artist Martin Creed. It came out ages ago and I've been looking for their record since I saw this a couple of years ago.

(An aside to King:We're fucked.)

Posted by at Mayo 23, 2004 01:32 PM

Fucked? I'd call that on the right track Discourse. While that song is admittedly brilliant, did you feel their hands bleed? I don't think so.

Posted by: king on Mayo 24, 2004 08:41 AM .

Not to mention that counting off four and then playing eight notes is a little too clever don't you think?

Posted by: king on Mayo 24, 2004 08:43 AM .

Christ dude you're totally the right on. That counting off 4/playing 8 is totally pushing it and really rather quite precious. That song is still boss though. Incidentally all my blood blisters are fucking gone. Totally gone. I haven't found anywhere to practice yet but when I do, there will be motherbitching mathblood all over the assing walls.

Posted by: TheDiscourse on Mayo 25, 2004 09:45 AM .

When are you back, King - next week? I miss you.

Posted by: D on Mayo 26, 2004 10:34 AM .

Guy, I also miss you. Mostly your drums and your krons and your mega-access to the culture epicentre of Toronto that is the ChumCity Building. Oh fuck now Daniel Bad Zoos knows exactly where the hell you work!

Posted by: TheDiscourse on Mayo 27, 2004 12:11 PM .

Dude, you want mega-access? I must have omegatron-uber-access. I'm hanging in Moses' office, right now. Come up for a brewski, small fry!

Also, I propose a site-wide field trip to the bad zoo in question at some point. I have to see that shit for reals.

Posted by: D on Mayo 27, 2004 04:04 PM .

HOly Shit! King and I were planning that shit but we figured we needed full-on back-up so that fucking mountain man wouldn't suss us out; how quick would D-dogg figure out that these two sniggering assholes from toronopia were the internet dinguses who were slandering him? Let's fucking do it fucking pronto!

G*rd M*rt*n*** came into the bookshop today and I just couldn't stop thinking about him pointing to his crotch and talking about how interesting his crotch was vis-a-vis pancreatic cancer transplants.

Posted by: TheDiscourse on Mayo 27, 2004 11:49 PM .

Those Martin O clips were something dude. I fucking loved those. The zoo trip is a must. I already have disguises planned. Let's talk post-haste and off-site. Oh yeah, I'm back by the way.

Posted by: king on Mayo 31, 2004 01:04 PM .

Can I be the pregnant wife and/or the grown son with the mind of a child?

Posted by: D on Mayo 31, 2004 03:20 PM .

Once again my misuse of and/or is disgraceful. The mind boggles.

Posted by: D on Mayo 31, 2004 03:21 PM .

NO way dude, you can totally the manchild with the mind of a pregnant wife!!! You're on!!! You should go back to your hair dresser though and fashion a wig out of your featherscraps though. I'll give you 20 bucks if you fake going into labour in front of W*nnie the Bear!!!

Posted by: TheDiscourse on Mayo 31, 2004 03:25 PM .

You can be pregnant dude, but then I want to be gay or something.

Posted by: king on Junio 1, 2004 08:36 AM .

OK child-bearing retard son-wife it is.

However, I can't help but feel my disguise might actually attract more attention than it dispels? Like if we all go as Team Deliverance he might totally call the cops.

Although if his zoo really is that bad, like he wants the cops there. And discover his monkeys are hooked on sweet lady H? HEAT SCORE DUDE

Posted by: D on Junio 1, 2004 01:04 PM .
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