Junio 02, 2003
Lil' Kim

Here are a few choice quotes from an interview with Kim in this month's Maxim Blender:

"I've always been good at art, or, like, architecting. If I wasn't doing music I would be either an architect, a psychiatrist or a designer."

Blender: If you were a man, who would you want to be?
Lil' Kim: "I would want to be God."

Blender: What scares you?
Lil' Kim: "I don't like any kind of creepy animal. I'm not trying to be petting a lion. I'm a city girl."

Posted by King at Junio 02, 2003 10:51 AM

I too wanted to be an architecting when I was little. Now I'm grown up and can't get anyone to read my material.

Fuck Lil' Kim and fuck Maxim.

Each and every day that I consume shit like this I feel closer and closer to Travis Bickle.

Posted by: LES on Junio 2, 2003 01:56 PM .

wicked-ass pop-cult reference yo.

Posted by: king on Junio 2, 2003 02:18 PM .

I don't think Lil' Kim is known for her eloquence or intelligence, pretty funny quotes though. I don't like her very much, her voice annoys me and she is totally crass but not in a cool way. I remember seeing this one photo collage of her last year, (I don't think it was in Maxim)she was wearing this tacky thong bikini and and there was full pubic hair showing, it was fully gross, I mean come on and wax that shit. Yuck.

Posted by: Sassy on Junio 10, 2003 03:46 PM .

You wax then Sassy?

Posted by: king on Junio 10, 2003 05:03 PM .

Waxing is fucking right on, yo. Waxing for women, that is... Guys who do it are either the jock-vain type or Clomos, a.k.a. 'closet-homo'. Apparently Brazilian is the most popular style for women. If you're not familiar with the look, see every single Porno where the woman isn't completely shaved-- that's Brazilian, yo.

Posted by: LES on Junio 10, 2003 06:40 PM .

oh I see, now I finally get it! So women have to be hairless to impress the male. But the male can parade around with an ass as hairy as a gorillas. Right, welll that's fair on us women who want to go down on men, isn't it?

Posted by: A. on Junio 10, 2003 07:15 PM .

Wow, looked like I opened a can of worms here with my waxing comment...haha

I just thought it looked really nasty when her pubic hair was sticking out of her thong biking, so yah if you want to sport a thong I definitely think you should wax and that goes for both males and females. (I personally think thongs for males are very, very wrong).

Posted by: Sassy on Junio 11, 2003 10:51 AM .

I thought the Brazilian meant completely shaved/waxed. What do you call that?

A. I agree with your point of view, but honestly, when was the last time you went down on a man's ass.

And Sassy, you never answered the question. Our readers have inquiring minds, yo.

Posted by: king on Junio 11, 2003 01:46 PM .

In a Brazilian they leave a little tuft up at the top, called a "landing strip." Just Google it, yo.

Here you go: http://www.salon.com/health/feature/1999/09/03/bikini/.

Posted by: A. B. on Junio 12, 2003 12:21 PM .

whoops. i gots to learn me some proper html-ing.


Posted by: on Junio 12, 2003 12:25 PM .

Fuck it. All you bitches convince me to do it. I'm going to shave the shit out of my cock tonite.

Posted by: Roy Kraft on Junio 12, 2003 05:50 PM .

What are you King? The representative of the Missionary position?
I am happy to inform you that there is in fact more than one errogenous zone ...
Am I to assume you haven't heard of the anal tongue tickle ... ?

Posted by: A. on Junio 13, 2003 02:19 AM .

King - I wax, hope all inquiring minds are satisfied now, haha. Brazilian means everything comes off, atleast thats what it is advertised as in most salons in Toronto. Oddly enough, they call waxing the whole bikini area an "American" in France.

Posted by: Sassy on Junio 13, 2003 01:06 PM .

What the hell, king. You read the National Post, you read Maxim Blender. This is some kind of crypto-reactionary shit, yo.

Posted by: adHominem on Junio 13, 2003 07:33 PM .


Posted by: John on Julio 14, 2003 02:20 AM .

Quite so, john. Well put.

Posted by: adHominem on Julio 17, 2003 05:56 PM .

lil kim is my gurl. I'll luv you forever.

Posted by: Samantha on Febrero 27, 2004 03:05 PM .
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