Septiembre 09, 2002
Bestiality Quiz

If you were forced to have sex with an animal (either physically, or through extreme bribery, that sort of thing) would you choose an animal of the opposite sex?

I mean, by the time you're fucking a pig, does it matter whether it's up the ass?
Furthermore, I'd wager that in many cases, lesbian gorilla sex is more pleasurable than being fucked by a male gorilla, even for the non-lesbian.

Posted by King at Septiembre 09, 2002 05:16 PM

Momma always said "Fucking a goat is fucking a goat is fucking a goat." Wisdom cannot be learnt.

Posted by: the spearmint rhino on Septiembre 9, 2002 07:30 PM .

I'm thinking a little threesome wouldn't go astray ...

Posted by: Aries on Septiembre 9, 2002 08:00 PM .

Quite frankly, I would prefer to fuck a gorilla (whether it be male or lesbian) over George (fucking) Bush and Saddam Hussein ...who is just as hairy as a bloody gorilla anyway).

Posted by: Aries on Septiembre 9, 2002 08:05 PM .


While I sympathize with your concerns over the U.S./Iraq bullshituation, I can't even believe you segued into it from gorilla fucking.

If you want to vent about it, let me know.

Posted by: king on Septiembre 10, 2002 12:38 AM .

Sorry King. I think it was more a slip of the subconscious than anything else. I guess I just associated 'fucking' 'gorilla' 'pig' with Bush (and Hussein).
[Mental note to self: do not insert political agendas in future when King is TRYING to discuss gorilla fucking and seguing his lesbian fantasies into the discussion].
So fine, here is my gorilla fucking spiel. Firstly, lesbian sex is very pleasurable whether you are a gorilla, a pig or a human (so your thinly disguised fantasies* about hot lesbian sex are understandable).
Secondly, aren't we all 'animals' anyway, having lots of animalistic sex? (If your answer to this question was no, then go have some animalistic sex with a HUMAN and then get back to me).
And thirdly, should I be worried about you, or do you Canadians think of these things on a regular basis? (Down here in Australia we have a reputation for playing with kangaroos- I haven't actually gone there myself, but maybe you and Filion should come down here, find a lesbian Kangaroo and have a go ... if you prefer sheep you can always just hop over to New Zealand...)

* From a psychology perspective, your discussion of beastiality, which led from 1. a question as to whether you would bother to choose an animal of the opposite sex if you were going to go there, to 2. fucking a pig up the ass, to 3. GORILLA fucking (our closest primate and most human-like fellow animal) to 4. LESBIAN gorilla sex- is indicating you just want to have LESBIAN sex.

Anyway, enough of this bullshit. We are all animals. We should all be fucking. We should all be fucking like animals. And there is nothing wrong with a little lesbian antics every now and then.

Now go and fuck your beavers and squirrels and leave the Kangaroos to us.

Posted by: Aries on Septiembre 10, 2002 09:43 AM .

I think I would still prefer fucking an animal of the opposite sex, if I wanted to live out my lesbian fantasies I much prefer to do it with a real woman that one that can grow or has a beard and chest hair.

Posted by: Sassy on Septiembre 10, 2002 01:41 PM .

You need an edit button, I sound like a moron, but then again we are talking about beastiality and lesbian gorillas so on second thought maybe I wouldn't have even edited if I had the option.

Posted by: Sassy on Septiembre 10, 2002 01:45 PM .

Now this is what I call a good discussion.

Posted by: king on Septiembre 10, 2002 03:01 PM .

I'll fuck anything, anytime, anyplace! Right on muthafuckas!!!

Posted by: Connie on Septiembre 10, 2002 04:03 PM .

same sex

Posted by: Playful on Noviembre 25, 2002 10:46 PM .

What I find amusing is that fact that my best friend laurence is willingly accepting the challenge to anally rape a baby gorilla. Ok is it still being a pedophile if you want to screw the young of another species, or is it survivial of the fittest? Listen im just the messenger...Im not the psycho. Laurencia is. In Laurencia, everything is legal, including beastality. He freakin has this parrot named Angel, that he says is his girlfriend that he puts his penis in the beak..and please, i dont want to go any further.
The one thing you have to remember is that when ever you go looking for a tour guide at the zoo, don't ask laurence. Because Laurence will freakin jump over the glass and start humping the hairy beast.
It is worth it? Let me work it? Put that baby beast down and reverse it.


Posted by: tia on Diciembre 12, 2002 12:15 AM .

Baby beasts are just the best.... yum yum! They taste sweeter, and cry louder! Really turns me on!

Posted by: Laurencia on Diciembre 12, 2002 12:17 AM .

see what did I tell you? I told you that this young man in the green tux standing to me making love to his tonic and gin. Is it morally irresponsible not to take advantage of a horny housepet? I think it might be...When I hear those cries of animal in heat.I know laurence is saying to himself "their bodies are wonderland"

Posted by: Tia on Diciembre 12, 2002 12:19 AM .

I like it when the doggie licks my ball... peanut butter works best... do you think it is basically the same as me respondin to the dogs horniness? I mean, I'm horny, why shouldn;t my dog, or whatever animal is around, be it sheep, or goat, or even Kangaroo take care of me when I'M horny? I do it for them!

Posted by: Laurencia on Diciembre 12, 2002 12:23 AM .

Lesbian gorilla sex according to freud means that you want to eat out that sexy lunch lady with the mole that had ozzing poo juices coming out of it..i have my Ph Dee!

Posted by: Dr. Mendelee on Febrero 7, 2003 05:41 AM .

Interesting. Thanks Dr. Mendelee.

If you wouldn't mind, perhaps you could go through some of the other entries, and demonstrate your unique array of medical knowledge where needed.

Posted by: king on Febrero 7, 2003 03:16 PM .

I never thought I'd ever find people talkin bout beastiality , though the question is a good one. I'd definatly say ,opposite sex, it's one thing to be doin it with an animal (other than humans, since we're animals too) I say, do it with the opposite, no worries about reproduction ^_^

Posted by: wellihaveproblems on Febrero 27, 2003 06:40 AM .

hell yeah! though i like the dog on woman action, thats the stuff mmmmmm (we're all pervs here admitt it)! so write me about it

Posted by: smokeyMcpott on Febrero 27, 2003 07:21 AM .

THere are some people that have crazy ass shit on their mind. I really didn't think that people really fucked animals.

Posted by: on Marzo 18, 2003 03:47 AM .

if one was to be so desperate that they would actually consider fucking an animal, the choice would be hard... what animal would they choose? there are so many... the possibilites are endless. flamingos, guinea pigs, and bears oh my! and dogs... there are so many species... if you had sex with a fish, what type of fish would you choose?

Posted by: dude on Marzo 19, 2003 12:38 PM .

Vaginafish dude!

Posted by: dude18 on Marzo 20, 2003 10:20 PM .

Each to their own, whatever turns you on & once you in the sack with a Gorilla ( male or female ) I think the choice rests with them.

Posted by: Lazy J on Abril 4, 2003 02:55 AM .

pyscho animal doers

Posted by: mike on Abril 16, 2003 01:41 PM .

I would like to suck any animal that has a cock

Posted by: JACK on Agosto 11, 2003 01:48 PM .

That's great Jack. Thanks for letting us know.

Posted by: king on Agosto 11, 2003 03:14 PM .

Ive had a cat eat me out before. I was pretty young. It could have been learned behavior or it could have just been something I'd done for no particular reason. Now grown up, I feel forced to keep it a secret, feel guilty about it. And I'm afraid to tell people because I feel they'll think I'm a pervert and want nothing to do with me. So I'm pretty confused. Even if it's been a good while since I've done this, would any of you think I was a perv? or believe I WAS a perv?

Posted by: Reanna on Octubre 13, 2003 01:13 AM .


Posted by: Beastiality on Diciembre 13, 2003 05:56 AM .

I definetly prefer opposite sex (females) because you there vaginas are tight and hot and wet and if the dog is big enough you can get in there VERY comfortably, and then you dont get poop on your dick as you do with a male dog. Plus if you feel like it you can always fuck a female dog in the ass too, and so you have the best of both worlds.

But if you have a male on your hands just let him lick you off until you jizz in his mouth and its all the same

Posted by: KMK 420 on Febrero 17, 2004 11:33 PM .

That was more than two months without comments. Thanks, KMK 420, for restoring the waning glory of this thread with a comment so breathtaking I had to throw out my dinner.

The record longest time without comments, however, was between april and august of last year, during which no dog-fucking sociopaths saw fit to post their thoughts. Had it not been for JACK and his comment "I would like to suck any animal that has a cock", this thread may have laid forgotten for eternity. Who knows, of course - we can only speculate.

They say that most child porn forums are not, in fact, full of child pornographers, but rather FBI agents posing as such, hoping to entrap each other. Here, I imagine it's animals posing as animal rapists, trying to lure the freaks out of the woodwork. KMK 420, if on your way home from work a horse kicks you in the head leaving you incapacitated and unable to defend yourself when your orderly sodomizes you each and every night, you can call it a coincidence - but I think you will be wrong. Hot, wet, tight dog vaginas be damned.

My favourite comment, even though I know it's a joke, is this:

Vaginafish dude!

That will be in Bartlett's book of quotations someday.

Posted by: D on Febrero 19, 2004 07:56 PM .

I just realized that this could be where JACK and KMK 420 fall in love.

Romantic comedy anyone? With lots of furtive, lonely netsurfing and animal rape? It was dog-fucking that set them apart... and dog-fucking that brought them together.

Posted by: D on Febrero 19, 2004 07:59 PM .

There once was a gaucho named Bruno
Who said: "There is one thing I do know
That women are fine
And children divine
But the llama is numero uno"

Posted by: Steve on Febrero 27, 2004 09:54 AM .

Opposite sex... we are all truly animals as humans we have a choice to who or what we screw animals follow instinct the "this feels good so I do it/this feels bad so I don't"level.
From what I hear animal sex is cruelty but if the animal is not being hurt then how can it be cruelty?
They are a mere uncomprehending receptical for your lust nothing more... Basically a Dildo or masturbation device that don't need batteries.
Treat your pet well and you can have plenty of disease and offspring free sex.
Gorillas are Probably not easy to screw on any level, try it on a wild one you will be dead try it on a tame one chances are when their vets examin them they will find evidence of human copulation your DNA, and jus twhen would you do a gorilla?
Its not like thay are available at all hours, it would prolly be fun, no flowers or drinks or gifts or promises, just a piece of fruit and voila!
Instant gratification, or perhaps use a tranquilizer then when the beast is woozy fuck the shit out of it male or female.
Check the mating styles of the animals your going to mate with, the more you resemble the animal and follow its habits the easier it will be.
Enjoy :)

Posted by: Jefi on Julio 22, 2004 03:12 AM .

FYI Kangaroos kick hard and bite!
Sheep bite so be sure to tie them to a fence post first or use a dog muzzle on them.
I have only copulated with a couple of animals when I was younger, it WAS fun.
By the by i'm from Argentina and there the sex is good!!!

Posted by: Jefi on Julio 22, 2004 03:19 AM .

id fuck a female horse because of u can choose to fuck its big wet pusy or its ass but i wldnt mind sucking of a big stallion

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