Agosto 22, 2002
Lobster Magnet

Lobster Magnet makes me happy.

Posted by King at Agosto 22, 2002 07:44 PM

I think Lobster Magnet died.

Posted by: king on Agosto 24, 2002 01:21 AM .

Sorry to hear that dude. It probably was for the better.

Posted by: Monster on Agosto 27, 2002 12:48 AM .

There is nothing I hate more than lobster. I ate the offending crustacean on Thursday evening and for the next 72 hours, felt like a metal claw was scraping my insides out. Uugh.

Posted by: filion on Agosto 27, 2002 12:41 PM .

Sorry to hear that duduette. It probably was for the better.

Posted by: Monster on Agosto 27, 2002 05:25 PM .

filion - you're not supposed to eat the claws.

Posted by: D on Agosto 28, 2002 11:16 AM .

That sucks Filion, I got really sick once after Swiss Chalet, it was awful, I bowed down to the porcelain god all night. I felt and looked like a bag of crushed ass-holes after that, it was ugly. *shudder*

Posted by: Sassy on Agosto 29, 2002 11:55 AM .

You had the chrimp?

Posted by: king on Agosto 29, 2002 05:57 PM .

that must have been bad

Posted by: retro on Octubre 11, 2002 10:21 AM .

is any body on

Posted by: retro on Octubre 11, 2002 10:23 AM .

I love lobster magnet!!!!! yeah lobster sticks to magnet hchahchahcha!

Posted by: Ashley on Noviembre 2, 2002 10:34 AM .

I love lobster magnet. He got me through my exam week. Long live lobster magnet!

Posted by: andie on Diciembre 15, 2002 06:06 PM .

iq minus 10 every time

Posted by: WILLI on Enero 2, 2003 01:51 AM .


Posted by: hottlobsterfann on Febrero 4, 2003 03:33 PM .

He didn't die !

If you look really closely, he's in the water, pulling the ship towards the rock.

Posted by: anonymous on Marzo 2, 2003 12:04 AM .

all i have to say is... don't put a lobster on a plate

Posted by: kel on Abril 1, 2003 06:13 PM .

HAH That Lobster ain't got nothin on me pal! that whole beak thing is bull! he can't eat me! i'm steel bitch! STEEL!

Posted by: Steel Rabbit on Abril 4, 2003 12:21 PM .

lobster is awesome

Posted by: 108573|2 on Abril 11, 2003 12:29 PM .

you are stupid

Posted by: on Mayo 13, 2003 09:46 AM .

I like poetry, and flowers and pictures of unicorns. And a thousand naked children molesting my wiener.......mmmmmmmmmm........I fuck dogs! YA-HOOO! PAR-TAY!! that's all

Posted by: MASON THE ALMIGHTY on Mayo 13, 2003 09:48 AM .

/North claw left, Right Claw South!. IM going to ask mey physics teacher if lobsters are attracted to magnets

Posted by: on Junio 9, 2003 02:05 PM .

i already asked my teacher and she stared at me blankly

Posted by: mary on Junio 28, 2003 06:18 PM .


one more thing....


Posted by: Butt on Julio 14, 2003 12:56 PM .

My Lobster got hold of my puiple and wouldnt let go for about 5 min, So now I have a patch on my eye and like my woman like I like my coffee, in a cup, with a spoon.
And the moral of the story is never buy a used car. I had a friend that bought a used car once. Ten years later BAM! Herpies.

Posted by: GreyGhost on Agosto 30, 2003 12:23 AM .

I can't believe they changed it to a porn site!!!!! I'm gonna die!! I

Posted by: Cassie on Agosto 30, 2003 09:48 AM .

Wow. I must have the lobster magnet video. porn just won't do!

Posted by: Teresa on Octubre 18, 2003 12:06 AM .

What is a lobster magnet,why his he attracted to magnets and how did he die?

Posted by: oli birlo on Noviembre 22, 2003 04:54 PM .

long live lobster magnet.

hey about the post where the kid said his lobset clawed on to his pupil, that's from family guy when peter got a raise and brougt live lobster home for dinner

"Oh god, one of them's got my pupil"

K lata
Andy G

Posted by: Andy Gyger on Febrero 5, 2004 11:40 AM .

I've found the lobster magnet in theory at that website listed above, but it doesn't work...HELP I'M ADDICTED

Posted by: Neil on Febrero 29, 2004 01:48 AM .

its going to be ok just remeber....the lobster has antennas....but dont you grab it.

Posted by: jackie on Marzo 19, 2004 09:22 AM .

HELL YES! i thought i had lost the lobster forever. i was searching and searching, and finally one of the links here worked! YES! can it get any better?

Posted by: cat bag on Abril 6, 2004 05:27 PM .

I am so addicted 2 the lobster magnet song!!!!

Posted by: Magnet on Junio 17, 2004 07:39 PM .

A lobster can not have a beak!

Posted by: Magnet on Julio 6, 2004 06:21 PM .

this is truly one of the greatest songs Ive ever hear it stick in your brain and lays eggs

Posted by: iron claw on Julio 12, 2004 09:03 PM .
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